Writing to you from Puerto Iguazu, Argentina, where we`ve been hanging out for the past three days. Its a chilled out little town very close to the massive Iguazu falls. But besides the falls, the town itself is really nice, just laid back although its filled with Americans going back and forth from the falls, and who are very angry at Bush because they cant get into Brazil to see the falls from the Brazillian side. Apparently America recently said that Brazillians had to pay 130USD to visit the US, so, maturely, Brazil responded by doing exactly the same. Its pissing them off so much its hilarious. To give you an idea of where we are (get your map out at this point), the Iguazu falls come from the Rio Iguazu, which seperates Brazil and Argentina, and thus you can see the falls from Brazil and Argentina, although Argentina allows a much closer look. Paraguy is also just around the corner from here.
Right.
Tuesday
We set off from our `Hostel Sweet Hostel` in the morning heading for the Parque Nacional Iguazu, from where you can explore the jungle and view the falls. We were warned at the bus station that the road to the park had been blockaded by protesters and that it might be hard to get there. Being South African, we figured we could handle a little bit of protesting, so we (very bravely) took a bus which was forced to stop at the barricade. We got out the bus to see what was going on with the intention of trying to cross the blocade to continue on to the falls. After much toyi toying and getting riled up with the locals we were allowed to cross.

On the way back to our hostel we again got stuck at the protest. The protesters were schoolchildren and their parents and teachers. We soon found out that, due to a lack of funding, the schools werent doing much schooling, and the government wasnt doing much governing, and so the kids werent doing much learning, and the parents werent doing much parenting. But the protesters were doing much protesting. Sounds like home. It began to look like a scene out of a bad movie about medieval battles - The Parents vs. The Tourists. There were many irate Americans who were defiant in the face of angry moms. We began to converse with some of the protesters and soon understood their anger. We, like silly tourists, offered them money, but they refused and said that they were trying to teach their children a lesson about making things happen and not giving up... it was rather emotional. We then decided that it was no big thing for us to wait it out until they decided to open the barricade, so we chilled out with the schoolkids, who were incredibly acrobatic and began to show off by doing backflips and stuff (perhaps its because they have so much time on their hands because they`re not in school). I taught one of them to juggle with naarties and a good time was had by all, except for the Americans who were still pretty pissed off about the whole thing. We eventually got back to our hostel and had a (not very nice) meal consisting of (pretty awful) steak. But we sampled a few local drinks including Fernet and Coke (which absolutely everyone in Argentina likes to drink) and Mate (ditto). Mate is a herbal tea like thing which you mix with warm water and it keeps you awake for a year.
Wednesday
Since we found ourselves so close to the border of Paraguy, we thought we`d go say hey to the paraguyans in Ciudad del Este, so we took a bus across two borders in 30 mins and got dropped in the middle of the craziest dirtiest city in the universe.

We did purchase a couple of (fake) watches. Nadia got a great looking (fake) Puma watch for about R50 and Steve bought a Real (ly fake) Silver Rolex. Oh yes. Fausto on the other hand did not buy a watch but rather was suckered into buying some Paraguyan popfunkrocktechno which barely resembles music but rather sounds like some Paraguyan being killed by a gang of Ferrets. After saying `no, Gracias`far too much (the poiliteness soon wore off and we switched to a simple, `please leave me alone you bastard paraguyan`) we were a bit tired and very irritated (especially Steve, who clearly doesnt do well in crowds), so we caught the next bus outta there and returned to our lovely little town to enjoy cold beer and empanadas at a local restaurant.
After too much touristy spending in the last few days, we decided last night to eat and drink as cheaply as possible, so we purchased a bag of pasta from the supermaket and made a saucey dinner for under R20 for the three of us. Not bad. We also, shamefully, purchased a six pack of wine (yes, wine, not beer) for only R25. Thats R4 for a bottle of wine. However, since wine is generally made from grapes, and not gasoline mixed with rat piss, this fine brew should probably not have been called wine, and quite possibly should not have been sold or even thought of. After spitting out the wine, we went to the store to buy a bottle of actual wine which tasted fantastic. We now have five bottles of Satan`s brew.
We`re leaving this town tonight for Recistencia, so we shall blog again soon. We hope you have enjoyed our time together today. Stay in school.
Los Gringos
PS We like the comments, keep them coming
Photos from Ihla do Mel are up now, so check em out at
http://picasaweb.google.es/steveo.zogg/IhlaDoMel
Also here are the photos from Iguazu falls http://picasaweb.google.es/steveo.zogg/IguazuFallsBrazilAndArgentina
K bye
4 comments:
You don't know how it cheers me up to read your postings. I had two to catch up on tonight (Friday 11th) so it was a bumper evening. You are really funny and the photies are magnificent. Vic Falls has nothing on those.
Why not find a cute island and stay put?
OK off to watch Motorcycle Diaries to get into the mood.
love
Magringo
Hey guys, the blog is realy nice and funny. The photos are great.
I'm readind with Marlene.
y didn't visit Itaipu?
Y should try Quilmes beer, Alfajores, cheese and the milanesas in Argentina.
Saludos
Franco
I really enjoyed reading the blog,lot's of information. Fausto, the photo of you with the kids is special, ( you look like one of them).....
The cataratas are breathtaking, thank you for the pics! The 3 of you looks so relaxed, I can see in some of the photos that the vino in Argentina is very cheap....and I'm glad the internet cafe also!!looking foward to the next post.
Miss you lots
Funniest post so far, by the way. Just to let you know where you've set the bar. Pretty high!
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